Are you?
I really don’t see the point of having female and male toilets when there is only one toilet inside each of them. You see people (usually women) queuing on one while the other is totally free. What’s the point?
So that afternoon, I simply went into the free one, which happened to have “gents” sign on the door.
As I went out, a guy was waiting rather impatiently. He said, “Can you not read the sign? Are you a man?”
“No, I am not,” I said to the guy. “Are you?”
